Get Apocalypse-Ready

Helpful reminder about the Apocalypse
In case you haven't heard, the world is going to end this month - December 21st to be exact (not sure what time).
We have the Mayan calendar to thank for this.
What to do?
Here are some helpful suggestions:

• Since money is no problem - max out your ATM and credit cards. Hell, get more credit cards!
  
• Forget Christmas shopping; no need - buy yourself a hot car (Ferrari?)
  
• You are under a deadline - so, party like Lindsey Lohan/Charlie Sheen 
  
• Screw the veggie burgers, exercise and flossing
  
• Go ahead and have that heart-to-heart talk you've been dreaming about
  
• Tell your FB friends what you really think about their whiney posts
  
• You get the idea - no repercussions, so nothing is off limits. 
  
• Literally, live like there is no tomorrow.