Now what? We need a post-apocalypse checklist. Stat.
- Sober up. Clear thinking is needed!
- Report new credit cards stolen
- Sell Ferrari before payment is due
- Work out alibis
- Get going on Christmas shopping
- Blame everything on strange hypnotic spell cast by Mayan calendar at work/home
- Buy Mayan calendar posters
- Put up Xmas tree
When Time Allows:
- Apologize to “difficult people” for recent heart-to-heart talk
- Repair damage from apocalyptic hook-ups
- See if you can still get New Years reservations
- Apologize to - spouse, mother-in-law, boss, client, pastor, snarky barista, hot barista, neighbors
- Delete impulsive FB posts
- Get tested for STDs
- Start flossing again
- Go on a diet
- Pay Ferarri speeding tix
That recent post of mine was a huge mistake. I hope this helps to make up for it.