In case you haven't heard, the world is going to end this month - December 21st to be exact (not sure what time).
We have the Mayan calendar to thank for this.
What to do?
Here are some helpful suggestions:
- Since money is no problem - max out your ATM and credit cards. Hell, get more credit cards!
- Forget Christmas shopping; no need - buy yourself a hot car (Ferrari?)
- You are under a deadline - so, party like Lindsey Lohan/Charlie Sheen
- Screw the veggie burgers, exercise and flossing
- Go ahead and have that heart-to-heart talk you've been dreaming about
- Tell your FB friends what you really think about their whiney posts
- You get the idea - no repercussions, so nothing is off limits.
- Literally, live like there is no tomorrow.